The Best Poker Jokes
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Poker can be an intense and even tedious sport. It requires a great deal of concentration and participants may feel somewhat tense or pressured after a bad game. Betminded gives you a way to release the pressure and switch the atmosphere with our collection of the best poker jokes.
So the next time someone is feeling down over a poker loss, perhaps it was your fault, why not try and cheer them up or at least release the tension in the room with one of these classic poker jokes?
When you need all the help you can get
“What is the difference between praying in a casino and in a church?”
“In a casino you really mean it”
For the competitive type
Friend: “Eric, I think you have a serious gambling problem”
Eric: “You wanna bet?”
The reason why a dog would make an excellent opponent
The reason why there is so many old school poker players in Italy
When you're down and out just remember….
For the cheater in all of us
“He's cheating those aren't the cards I dealt him”
The best advice you can give a gambler
“What happened to you?”
“I sold all my body parts to feed my gambling addiction”
“Maybe you should quite when your a head”
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